What I want for Christmas

I swear, santa, I've been really good this year. I only want a few things...I sure hope I get them.

Here's my list:

1) Please bring the old man that sits across the desk for me some q-tips, and take away his paper clips and car keys. I'm afraid I'll do more than dry-heave next time.

2) Please teach the old man that sits across the desk from me how to use the toilette. I'm pretty sure he should have learned that correctly around 77 years ago. And if you can't do that, please give me stock in Clorox, and a couple cases of Ready Wipes.

3) I would love an exhaust fan in the office that actually works, so I can breathe clean air when everyone else in the office is smoking like chimneys. Oh, and please don't give that lung cancer to me...save it for someone who deserves it...like a rapist or a politician or something.

That's all I really need this year Santa. If you happen to have a good looking, sweet, single guy in your magic bag, I'll won't turn it down.

Thank you!

Love,
Corry