So, what do you do when it's the middle of winter, and there's nothing worthwhile going on?

You wreak retail havoc!  

You surrender to your hunger at the rootbeer stand . . .

You test the furniture at Target . . .

You chow down some more at Steak 'n' Shake . . .

You nap at Starbucks . . .

You play Guitar Hero for an hour in the electronics department of Walmart . . .

You, um . . .

. . . well, nevermind!