Har Har!

Secretary to Psychologist: "Doctor, there is a patient here who thinks he is invisible."
Psychologist: "Tell him I can't see him right now."

What did the sign on Pavlov's lab door say?
Please knock. DON'T ring the bell!

Siiiiick!

So, two weeks ago I was coughing up organs due to alergies.  My throat hurt, my chest hurt, my stomach and back hurt, all from coughing so hard and so constantly.  

Most of last week, I was fine.  Yay! 

Yesterday, I woke up sick.  

ARE YOU KIDDING ME!?  Mother Nature, you hate me, don't you?  It was that candy wrapper I threw on the ground in the 3rd grade, wasn't it?  You're punishing me for all of the horrible things I've done!  

My head is stuffed up and feels like it could explode at any moment.  I can't concentrate for ANYTHING!  I have hours of homework to do, and uh . . . well, I'm writing a blog because my train of thought done derailed.  

I NEED to get my homework done!

All I want is to be healthy enough to NOT SUCK AT LIFE.  Is that too much to ask!?  

Sicky, out.  

Plan for Change

His name is Barack Obama, and he supports this message of hope and change.  

Snapshot

Me, Obamafied!

Happy

I am tired, rarely getting enough sleep, always over-worked with very little time to rest and relax.

But I am happy.

I am broke. I'm behind in a few of my bills, and often have to scramble to find gas money to get to school.

But I am happy.

I am sick. I don't have the time or the money to get the proper nourishment on top of the aforementioned lack of sleep, and my body is punishing me for it.

But I am happy.

I have a severe lack of a social life. I don't have time for the friends that live near me, and my closest friends live so very far away that I rarely see them. I certainly don't have time for a relationship.

But I am happy.

I have focused my life on school . . . expanding my knowledge, drawing out of me talents I didn't know I had, and learning to better understand myself and those around me.

And I am happy.

"I invite the media to grow a pair . . .

. . . and if not, I'll lend you mine!" 

This was one of the funniest Saturday Night Live openings I've seen in a very VERY long time!  Tina Fey nailed Sarah Palin . . . it's hilarious!  You must watch! 

Click Here for video.

My Obama stuff came in!

I ordered a shirt and a button from The Obama Website a few days ago, and it came in today!

Here is the shirt I got: CLICK 

. . . and here is the button: CLICK 

I also ordered a shirt and a button from MoveOn.org, but those haven't arrived, yet.

I'm so into this campaign that I'm already shopping for another shirt!

Welcome to the World . . .

. . . Cayden Upton. Congratulations to mom, dad, and family.

Are you registered to vote?

Find out here: https://voteforchange.com/

Never judge a book by it's cover . . .

How can something as cute as this aggravate me so much?

These are two of the three furry creatures that reside in my apartment (no, I'm not furry, Joe, so don't even THINK about leaving that comment . . . ).  

They look innocent enough, don't they?  

You'll have to take it from me . . . there isn't a closed door in this apartment that they can't open . . . not a single piece of furniture they can't destroy . . . no garbage can can keep them out . . . etc, etc, etc.  

But they sure look cute here! (Despite the horrible iPhone-camera-in-low-light quality!) 

"Hierarchy of Hotness"

I've never been a fan of Abercrombie and Fitch, but seriously . . . I can't believe my eyes.  

Here, have a read: Employees:'Hierarchy of hotness' rules at Abercrombie & Fitch 

As if there aren't enough young people today with major body and self-esteem issues, and petty, childish, and cruel things going on in jr. high and high schools around the country . . . now today's young people have to worry about 'professional' adults in high level corporate positions coming down and rating thier looks a 'zero', and shoving them in the backroom, out of sight?  

Ridiculous.