Not feeling the 'writing bug' at the moment...

...so, how about some HORRIBLE jokes from my Laffy Taffy wrappers?

Q: Why did the matador trade in his sword for a gun?
A: He wanted to shoot the bull!

Q: Do doctors still make housecalls?
A: Yes, but your house has to be REALLY sick!

Q: What pounds in your ear?
A: The drum!

(I'm not making these up)

Q: What bee does well in school?
A: A Spelling Bee!

Q: What is a parasite?
A: Something you see in Paris!

Q: Why did the chicken cross the playground?
A: To get to the other slide!

Q: Why is it hot inside a stadium after a football game?
A: All the fans have left!

Q: Why is a lost Dalmatian easily found?
A: Because he's always spotted!

Q: What is an owl's favorite subject?
A: Owlgebra!

Q: In what month do people talk the least?
A: February-because it's the shortest month of the year!

Yeah, sorry guys...I've got nothin' today.


Oh, and I think I'm gonna turn the Youtube post of the day into the weekly youtube vid, or maybe the bi-weekly vid.